If you've ever flipped through pages of history or communist nostalgia groups, you've probably come across "quotes" by Lenin about the internet, IP telephony, or "enemies in the monitor." Sometimes they are presented with a serious face, sometimes as a meme. The short answer: Lenin could not have said anything about the internet. He died in 1924, and the first prototype of the global network (ARPANET) appeared 45 years later, in 1969. Nevertheless, false quotes are alive, circulating on social media, and even seeping into school essays. We analyze the most popular fakes, their origin, and the mechanisms of the birth of Soviet internet folklore. Chronological Argument: Lenin and Computers To clarify the situation once and for all: Lenin died on January 21, 1924. The first electronic computer (ENIAC) was created in 1945. Packet switching, without which there is no internet, was described by Leonard Kleinrock in 1961. The first connection in the world using the TCP/IP protocol occurred in 1975. The term "Runet" as a public network was only mentioned in the 1990s. Technically, Lenin did not even witness a single working computer. Therefore, any quote where he uses the words "internet," "global network," "online," "cyberspace," "email," is undoubtedly a forgery.